At least make sure they are 18
Why
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
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What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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