just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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