Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
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Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I was not drunk enough for that final.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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