I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
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Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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