But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
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I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize