The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
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tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
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I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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