1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
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Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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