I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
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Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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