so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
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I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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