Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
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Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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