Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
handjob tips. give me some.
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I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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