have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
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My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
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I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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