I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
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He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
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hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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