Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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