the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
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He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
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Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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