How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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