Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
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Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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