I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
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Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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