How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
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Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
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Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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