Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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