I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
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you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
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I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
this hospital has no fireball
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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