When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
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Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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