I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
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I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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