sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
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I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
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I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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