I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
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Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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