I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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