the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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