that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
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Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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