whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
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Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Dear god my vagina.
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