i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
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Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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