Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
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6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
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