Pappa wants mamma naked
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
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