She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
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Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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