i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
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When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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