its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
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At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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