You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
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u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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