You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
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That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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