Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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