Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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