I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
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I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
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I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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