i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
honey bunches of taint.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
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then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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