You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
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And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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