Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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