I'm really into asian looking animals
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
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I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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