I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
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dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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