i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
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Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
false alarm, still single
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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