you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
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Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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