She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
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He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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