none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
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this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
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First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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