How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
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I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
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Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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